Please someone buy me some pumpkins

I bought both the current issue of Martha Stewart Living and a year long subscription today. Does that count as planning for Halloween?

No? Then I'm calling out sick from this year's holiday.

P.S. I'm allergic to Amoxicillan too, which seals the deal - antibiotics scare me silly. Fear! Halloween-spirited? No? Fine, I'm still sick.

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